- Me: What's your first impression on me as a student?
- My English teacher: Like you're carrying the weight of the world
i’m awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it’s not that bad
the fuck kind of accent do you have
what kind of accent do you have where they don’t rhyme??
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
a 16 year old kid literally killed 4 people while driving drunk and he got off because he’s rich please try and tell me the united states justice system isn’t fucked